Thursday, July 25, 2013

Wishes...

This weeks topic..."If I had infinite wishes..."

I feel this is kind of cheating. This is just too perfect. On the other hand it did put a smile on my face just thinking of what to write.

If I had infinite wishes, everyone would follow the golden rule.

There would be no such thing as homelessness, hunger, disease, addiction, murder, rape, genocide, racism, greed, mental illness, westboro baptist church, war, right wing/left wing fanatics, pedophiles, autism, thin lips, pancake asses and little dicks. (I needed to lighten the mood after that list).

It would be within every one's reach attain the "American Dream", no matter where they live, no matter who they are.

With all those important things out of the way. We could rid ourselves of reality TV. All liquor would have calorie burning powers and be chalk full of vitamins, and antioxidants. Kids would all sleep 10-12 hrs a night and nap. Houses would clean themselves. Healthy, delicious meals would cook themselves. Clothes would launder, iron and hang themselves. Furry family members would be healthy and live as long as we did. Cars would run on dust, or lint, or trash. We would treat mother nature with the respect she deserves. Schools would be free and be places of learning, always, everywhere. No one would judge any one. People that didn't want children/weren't ready for kids wouldn't have "accidents", people who wanted to be parents would all have children.

I could go on and on. If only I had infinite wishes...


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19 comments:

  1. YES! Great list. Was I selfish by not choosing all the things you chose? Oh wait, I have infinite wishes, I could totally do that.

    No reality TV-I think just ridding the world of that would solve a ton of problems... ;-)

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    1. LOL, exactly. No you're not selfish, you would have used wishes on this stuff too. You were just thinking of the fun stuff :)

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  2. I WISH we could make all our wishes come true!

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  3. Great list. I am with Kate, I wish our wishes came true

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    1. Thanks, this one was just fun. Maybe in an alternate universe.

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  4. Oh calorie burning alcohol and no reality TV it really would be a dream world!

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    1. A dream world that's what infinite wishes gets you, right?

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  6. ha! you had me at ridding the world of reality TV. but then I would have to reclassify Swamp People and King of the Nerds. Cause I LOVE those shows! And The Big Brain Theory was really cool too!!

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    1. Remember my list of reality TV. I have way cut down, but I know I would be a better person if I just stopped them all.

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    2. lol, ah, so this is pertaining only to your household? I can live with that. :-)

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    3. Hahaha, no I meant it for everyone. I'm just starting it in my home first. For the good of humanity ;)

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  7. Oooh, I agree with every single one except ridding ourselves of all reality t.v. What would I do when I was in the mood for some mindless zoning out?? :)

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    1. I know it's a tough one, but it could bring us closer to world peace...

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