Wednesday, March 20, 2013

TT Fun With Taxidermy

This weeks topic is...

Funerals.

When I read that out loud Wednesday night as I realized that I needed to start thinking, and writing like a week ago, the Hubby offered that I could write about his mother's funeral. I thought that was very sweet of him to volunteer such a personal moment. I didn't feel like I could.

Instead I thought I would share this:

I plan on being cremated.

I would look smashing in this!


I would like my friends and family to get together, share stories, hopefully good ones and then for my hubby, son or immediate family to take those ashes and spread them somewhere scenic, preferably the ocean or a mountain side.


Who wouldn't want to spend eternity here?
                                        
Let's face it I'll be dead, and what the hubby does once I'm gone is anybody's guess. If he could, he might have me stuffed and have me placed sitting on our couch holding my cell phone as if I'm scrolling through Twitter. Most likely he would want to bury me and that freaks me the fuck out, but I'll be dead. So for once he wont get an argument from me.

So natural. Just like I would look spending eternity on my phone





 
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12 comments:

  1. It's so cute. hahaha You know, my husband wouldn't let me taxidermy my pug last year. Sheesh. What's the biggie? (Kidding! That woulda creeped me out.)

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    1. If I had let him, the hubby would have had our cat stuffed and placed him laying down in one of his favorite spots. That's what gave me the idea he might stuff me ;)

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  2. Noted! And I love the Urn! What about an Egyptian Canopic Jar?

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  3. I suppose that would be one way to deter thieves, eh?

    "Don't mind me. Just endlessly checking my Twitter..."

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    1. You're making me rethink the hubby's wishes...

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  4. Being taxidermied could be all kinds of hilarious...they could haul you out for family photos and whichever grandkid is not co-operating has to be the one that sits on grandma's lap

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  5. Maybe he could bury you and get a cardboard cutout for the couch- might go over better with the houseguests :)

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    1. I always wondered what it might be like to have a cardboard cut out of myself...

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