Thursday, October 25, 2012

TT They Asked, I Answered

10 getting to know you questions.

I feel like a celebrity in Big Bopper... (for those of you not in your thirties take out BB and enter Teen... magazine of your choice)

1) What's worst drunken episode of adult life?
 Just about four years ago the hubby and I went to a club where a friend was the DJ. After dancing and drinking all night we left the club with a friend and stopped at Denny's for a 3am breakfast. I ordered and excused myself to the ladies room. Where I proceeded to vomit and pass out. Our friend had to go under the stall door to rescue me. Not my finest hour. I somehow managed not to be that girl in my early twenties and instead was that girl at 30. :(

2) If you could have a super power (x-ray vision, invisibility, etc) what would it be and why?
  I would want shapeshifting powers (like Mystique) now you know what the dorkiest thing I'm gay for is, Comic/Superheros having the ability to transform into whatever and whomever, that's the super power for me. 

3) If you could retire anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?
  Probably Canada. For the universal health care. 

4) Which TV/movie character best resembles your personality?
  My hubby says Jenny M. (the wife) on The League. He says I'm hot(not presently but pre-baby), funny and can hangout and drink with the guys and it not suck. I'm not 100 percent on that, but I gotta admit that I love he thinks that and I would be proud to be like her.

5) If your readers met you in person, what would surprise them most about you?
  This is a little racist of me, but I think the fact that I'm Mexican and not white would probably be the most surprising thing to them.

6) What is your most embarrassing parenting fail?
  It used to be that I couldn't get my son to sleep or nap for that matter. But I have found that that's a very common problem at least in my neck of the woods. Plus we more or less solved that problem. Now it's that he bites his father and I and that he doesn't share. The fact that he's only a year old today is of little consolation. But I have hope...

7) Is there someone you wish you could apologize to?
   I had a best friend in 3rd,4th,and 5th grade. Her name was Laura. She was a good friend. At the end of 5th grade I was given the opportunity to skip the 6th grade and go straight to 7th. I took it and as soon as I made new friends I stopped talking to her. I couldn't hangout with a sixth grader you see. Being such a lame person is a big regret. I think about Laura from time to time and I always wish I could apologize to her.   

8) What's your guilty pleasure?  
  Reality TV. Specifically 16 and Pregnant and Teen Mom (1 and 2) While pregnant I couldn't get enough pregnant stories. But I'm not gonna lie I watched that shit before I was knocked up. My obsession just grew once I too had pea in my pod. Now my son is here but I'm just as obsessed. 

9) If you could commit a crime, and absolutely get away with it, what would you commit and why?
  I would most definitely rob a bank. So that I could be a SAHM and so I could not worry about providing my son financing to the college of his choice.

10) Do you and your mate have a "Hall Pass" list?
  Not so much a list as a deal. If the hubby can lose 100 lbs, he can discretely and with protection cheat. I don't want to know about it. But he'll have my permission to hide it from me for a few weeks. 

So now that you know a little more about me, why not learn a little more about my Theme Thursday pals. You can check out their Q&As by clicking the link below:


  1. If it makes you feel any better at least your son is only one. I had a 4 year old student of mine bite another kid on the face once. Completely unprovoked during circle time at the beginning of class. I couldn't even process what i had just seen. You've got at least 3 more years :).

    1. Thanx I'm tempted to accept this generous timeline...

  2. I love your retirement answer. Universal Healthcare. Word.

  3. Wait a minute, you're not white OR a stay-at-home? How the hell did you get a blog? Does Google know about this??

    *Note to casual readers, I'm being sarcastic, it's ok.

    1. I read this walking down my stairs and laughed so hard I missed a step and almost fell!

      *note to readers totally funny cuz I know she was joking

    2. I am dying laughing right now. Seriously. Because I knew she was kidding....and also because I can't help laughing when someone falls or almost falls. I know, I'm headed to Hell strapped to the back of a rocket....

  4. A LOT of people have problems with sleep. Trust me. But once you crack it, it's so wonderful.

    I loved your "hall pass" answer, by the way!

    1. If he works hard enough to lose it I think it's a fair trade

  5. I cant stop watching Teen Mom and 16 and Preggo.
    And I hate almost every girl on there.
    Because they can now afford plastic surgery.

    1. I'm trying to go cold turkey know that original girls are done. I don't want my little guy to know any of these girls names!

  6. Such a great list of answers!! And I'm with Dani on the 'Hall Pass' answer. You get "cool wife" points for that :-)