Thursday, August 22, 2013

The Early Bird Gets The Worm (and all that jazz)



This is me, if I were a card stock bird
I've always been an early bird.

Always.

I know what you're thinking, my parents were blessed.

One of my absolute favorite stories my dad tells about my early childhood is just so me that I can just see it perfectly. Picture if you will, a cute little chubby cheeked toddler of the seventies. I would wake in the room I shared with my parents when the sun rose, then stand quietly in my crib, bottle in hand. Just waiting. Waiting for what you may wonder?  Waiting for either of them to open their eyes. So that I could hurl that bottle straight across the room at their heads. "Feed me you lazy sons of bitches"! I can only imagine my cute little toddler self screaming. Only in Spanish, because I didn't speak English then. I didn't make a peep my dad always says, he would sometimes pretend to sleep and peek at me through barely opened eyes, and watch me, watch them. I wouldn't throw the bottle until their eyes where open and I knew they were awake. Yeah, I was a thoughtful tot.

I still wake up with the sun, and I like waking up with the sun.

I rarely need to set my alarm. That my dear readers is a beautiful thing. When I do sleep in till 6:30 or 7 am I'm still up early enough to feel like I have the world to myself and hours and hours ahead of me.

On the weekend that is especially nice, I can get some morning nookie, catch a movie or some trash TV. Run to Starbucks alone. Go to a Weight Watchers meeting and be home in time for breakfast. 

Even on the weekdays it's helpful. I run, sometimes I even run a quick errand. I wash the dishes, make the lunches, if I'm not abstaining from coffee, I make myself a large cup to leisurely sip through the hurried morning. Make and eat breakfast. Shower. Then I get Animal up so we can play for a little while before the rush begins. If I wasn't an early bird I wouldn't have any time we'd be rushed from the moment I hit the snooze button and I'd loose those 15-20 minutes of silly time with my little man.

The hubby, if he was made by a teacher with
too much time and card stock on her hands.
The only down side to being an early bird is that that makes me an early to bed kind of girl. Not a problem in itself, nothing a well timed RedBull on a night out can't fix. The problem I have found is that I'm in love with, married to, and raising a family with a night owl. If I forget to drink that highly caffeinated beverage, I fall asleep in the middle of a movie. Sometimes at 7:30. On date nights. At the theater. At concerts I wish I was kidding, but I'm totally not. Even at parties, and I'm not talking lame dinner parties, I mean really good parties, where lots of shit was happening.

We've learned to make it work. I remember to get my dose of caffeine as needed for nights out. I let him sleep in to the last possible moment on weekdays, he doesn't complain about me crawling out of bed so early in the morning, and I don't complain about his crawling into bed so late at night. On the weekends he gets up early so that we can have the whole day, and I stay up as late as I can.

I think Animal's gonna be an early bird, we keep his room super dark. He still manages to get up with the sun. I can only hope that keeps him an early to bed kind of boy. So his mom and dad can continue to get a little alone time.


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8 comments:

  1. The hubs and I are actual opposites of your family, and my son well he too is an early bird and my daughter not a chance. Sounds like you guys have worked it out like we have, but there are times I would love to switch and be the early person.

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    1. it's funny you say that because me too! Sometimes I wish I was the night owl, not often, but sometimes...

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  2. It's 10:30 here and I'm just getting started! I think I would get much more accomplished if I were an early bird. Alas I am not.

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    1. There are perks to being a night owl too, I hear ;)

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  3. My husband is an early bird. He wakes up early ON VACATION! Before our small child! That's just not normal. I can't wait until my son's a teenager, so I can sleep in again... And to me, that means noon, not 7.

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    1. LOL, you night owls kill me. Noon! I wonder what it is that brings us early birds and night owls together? The nice thing is that in parenting you can tag the other person in.

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  4. Oh my gosh, that is the most adorable and hilarious story about when you were a baby! I am a huge night owl, but I love my mornings, too. I love getting up so early that nobody else is up and having some coffee and/or getting stuff done!

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    1. I love to hear my dad tell that story. I heard it a lot my son't first year.

      I wouldn't have pegged you as a night owl. That's gotta be tough to balance with work and motherhood.

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