Thursday, June 6, 2013

Calling All Inventors...

There are lots of things I wish someone would invent, that just don't exist yet.

Like, cars that run on water.

Phones that aren't obsolete in a year (or a month after you drop a pretty penny for them) or better yet that their screens didn't crack after a four foot drop and that they were waterproof.

Toys that put themselves away.

Dishes that wash themselves.

Appliances that do it all (I mean all prep, cook, clean up), Especially a toilet and shower/tub that scrub themselves.

Clothes that hang themselves.

Cars that vacuum their carpets and seats.

Cheap air conditioning.

A free editing App so I wouldn't look so dumb. I'm not BTW, I just have shitty grammar.

Right now though, most of all I wish someone would invent calorie free liquor. If only Rum could be zero calories I would be the happiest drunk ever. I don't even need the rest of the spirit family, just Rum. It's the thing I want most right this minute as I type away. Whoever does it will be rich. Filthy fucking rich.


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19 comments:

  1. OMG, calorie-free wine would be amazing, too!

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    1. I was scared to write wine, because I don't want gross diet after taste to my wine. But if it could taste the same then it would be amazing.

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  2. Ladies, we need calorie free booze. Better yet, how about booze that acts as a metabolism booster? Or a diet pill? The more you drink, the more weight you lose.

    -The Insomniacs Dream

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    1. Why didn't I think of that. Yes metabolism booster is a must for zero calorie booze!

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  3. Yes to all of these! But most of all, I'm with Starr...all alcohol MUST boost your metabolism. How fucking awesome would that be?!?

    A very close second are clothes that put themselves away. I can't even imagine what a huge impact that would have on my chaotic house.

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    1. I know, my bedroom for one would resemble clean and tidy if my clothes were hanging in the closet instead of in clean laundry baskets (oh and there wasn't a pile that goes a mile high on our drafting table...

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  4. I need clothes that hang themselves. My apartment is a disaster zone right now.

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  5. Dishes that wash themselves. You put them in the sink and viola they're washed. I really really need this. Out of all the shit I have to do around my house I HATE doing dishes. Please someone invent this.

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    1. It was my first chore, starting at 12 I got to wash the dishes after dinner. I HATE it so bad. Can't wait till Animal is 12...

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  6. Hells yes to your whole list...especially the appliances!

    Ok fine....mostly the calorie free booze :D

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    1. Literally LOL, I wrote it and I thought to myself if a scientist was standing in front of me and said I could do all or calorie free booze I would be truly perplexed.

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  7. I would be so damn skinny if white wine was a calorie-free and metabolizing mega drink. I would be working on it right now, actually.

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  8. After my liquid dinner last night (not really...but damn close for me) I agree. Also I think the liquor needs to have anti-swelling properties! My fingers are so swollen from the sugar and alcohol!!!

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    1. oh, you guys are so smart. Yes, metabolism boosting, anti-swelling, and how about rejuvenating eye serum while we're at it. I've never looked my age before, but sadly (oh so sadly) I do now.

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